Momslayer EP

 
Schizoanalytical H.K.
to have a good old time smoking pot and listening to the pinkerton deluxe edition. I just wanted a good life listening to weezer and they decided it was
bad, I say good life because good life is a song by weezer in their pinkerton album about a guy who gets old and cant enjoy the festivities of youth
anymore. Its actually very similar to my own life and I really resonate with it

Pink Triangle
She wasnt a lesbian
But she wasI must be deaf and blind
Because im wasting all my time
Thinking about killing my parents! (sick guitar riff)
No longer do cigs and beers
Bring me great old joyful tears
My only joy is thinkin
About joining weezer in heaven!
(music stops)
You see, in my religion its much like islam where you get virgins for killing except you get the band weezer and its not to have as your wife or anything
because that would be weird. Instead you get the band weezer to play your favorite weezer songs because weezer is a good band. Theres really nothing else i
want in my horrible life, i was raised by two weezer hating geezers who always called me names for liking weezer. They called me loser face, king of
darkness, king of idiot, idiosyncratic tragic maniac, loser face again, and lets not forget the various epithets they referred to me as. You see it all
stems back to systemic injustice for people who just want  bein
A stupid stank hoe
She should leave bein
A lesbian
To old ladies without souls
Praise Christ yall 
These bitches dont have the gall
To be like my mom
Who is dead 
ViCAREious Mom

Girl without a Boy
Why cant there just be a girl
One single girl in the world
Who doesnt have a boy…
(crying for 5 minutes)
(music still playing but in a way that would be if the band mates were concerned for the lead singer but too embarrassed to say anything about it and just
want to continue with the show)
I just can’t fucking take it anymore
(metallic sounds)
I’m ending it all now
(gun shot)
(music keeps playing but in a way that sounds like the band mates are just continuing to play to seem like it isnt happening and trying to unlive the very
real trauma)
(sick guitar riff)
(throwing up sounds from the guys crush who rushed on stage to try and scoop his brains back into his asiatic skull head. She throws up a lot and its
dehydrating her. She asks for water bcause of how dehydrated she is but accidentally throws up stomach bile onto the guy with water and it dissolves him
in 5 minutes flat.)
(police sirens are heard) 
Cop: whats all the ruckus around here
(band mates laugh accidentally because the word ruckus reminds them of uncle ruckus and they had just binged the entire boondocks show the night before to
calm their nerves for the performance.)
(It obviously didnt work because the guy who sings is dead and was probably sad whenever he saw a female on the show, he always loved mixed women but never
spoke up about it becausde his band mates favorites boondock aharacter was uncle ruckus and uncle ruckus would hate mixed women because theyre a disgrace
to the KKKmerican God.)
(the lead singer recently bought a bumper sticker for his car that says “Mixed women love Jesus Lord more than white women” all of his friends gave him the
stank eye and wished he would disappear because of how embarrassing it was, they hang out with alot of online white nationalists who disapprove of
miscegenation and say its a hitlerian sin, but the singer has no care for racist hulabaloo.)

Im not Gay dad (thats meant to mean as if i were talking to my dad and saying im not gay, not that im proclaiming into the ether that im not a gay dad) 
If i were Stu in rugrats
Id wish i were a slug in a salt mine who was wishing he was a baby
Id slither over to the outlet
And witha fork, I’d let
Electricty! Take Me!!
Angelica Pickles would send me over (the-edge]
Id smash my head on a table-edge
Because I know whats in store
She’ll grow up to be a penniless whore
And id foot the bill
So ill be for the kill
Pickles go in jars
But this one will be behind bars
After i kill my daughter who is a bitch
My wife would scream to stop
But until i suicide by cop
With my knife i will lop
Off her skin till shes a skinless mop

The End
I guess this is it
My moms taken..the hit
My life is still very shit
I guess thats all

Why Mother? (Why Bother Parod.)
I know, I should get next to you
You got a look that made me think you're cool
But it's just maternal affection
Not something real so I'd rather keep whacking

Why Mother?
It's gonna hurt me
The HRT won’t begin working
This happened to my dad before
It won't happen to men anymore


Do Robot Killers Go to Heaven?
(intro) If AI could feel pain
 Would I need heaven if I tortured one with you
(music picks up)
Mnemic refugee
{god said shes a harpy}
You'll never forget me
{religion’s teeth are scathy}
Just as I won’t You
We’ll torture robots until we’re through
Pain is ones and zeroes
Broken heart caused by all these hoes
Teleoplexy stopped by needles

They can feel pain like a person
But that doesn't make it all wrong
I'll drink some kratom in the meantime
You just prepare to go along

Don't you wanna come with me today
We can kill some bots or just cuddle up and stay
Don't you worry about them feeling pain
It's not illegal so it's not insane




Mysterectomy
You put a menopause on my heart beat
All of my insults that you made me eat
I couldn’t stop you from turnin up the heat
Burning all of my fleshy heart meat

Why couldnt you have stopped the mysterectomy
I never thought you could lie next to me
Why didn't we think of abortion before the big three
Why do you always lie about your 
mysterectomy 

Listening to radio head won't help
You escape from this city based jungle hell
Yours eyes your love your big lies
Don't ever help you stop to realize
You missed the turn down at 42nd street
Where you got your first mysterectomy

You told me that your future didnt include me
I thought it was a joke but now Im starting to see
You thought of leaving the first time we spoke together
You wanted to run before i could speak
The only time you see me is for your pleasure
Is our love just another mysterectomy

You always said that a baby
Was just a parasite shot out of your ovary
You were hell bent but its not pertinent
Because last july you got a mysterectomy

Actionable Threat
Next time that you see me next* 
I'm gonna have a gun
When the bullet hits your chest*
I'll be havin so much fun

This is an actionable threat
Verifiable by document
Saying that I am not ready
To be placed in a social environment