What is this website?

A collection of writings/blogs and a reason for me to learn HTML.

What's a true fact?

I don't like pets, they make too much noise

On a scale of 1-10, how true was that last true fact?

8

What are you smoking? Crack? You seem like a crack fiend, everyone I talk to says you look and smell like a crack fiend, thanks :)

DMT, thank you for asking

Would you say psychedelics have ruined your life?

I'd say I didn't live like a human before them. I was an emotionless drone who only focused on pleasure. I somehow skipped past the acceptance stage in my addiction and am now just in an endless battle towards recovery. When I used to cry, it was defensive rather than a pathway to healing. I would say it ruined my chance at emotional neutrality and true callousness.

I don't think I asked such a boring question...anyway your website sucks...am I gay?

Philosophically speaking, I may be gay? Actually no I have several kids with a TRADGOTHBOT who I invented and gave sentience. In the future, before males die out due to not breeding and subsequentially not passing down the Y chromosome, do you think they'll implant trauma chips/software onto the sexbots? I mean it's bad enough being sentient and knowing there's no hope of God or afterlife for you, but do you think they'd be cruel enough to make them remeber every bad moment in their millenium long lifespan? It's my opinion that things like that are uncool, but what do I know? I hope we invent a God for them, it's pretty lonely when you have no hope for a higher power. Would they go to hell for things we program them to do? That's the real question you should be asking, not questions about sexuality.

What's your favorite movie?

If this were a 2000's blog post by a teenager discovering the true sharpness of his edge, I'd say something offensive or "deep". However I don't even know how to watch movies. Since 1998 I've been visually impaired to the point of all light causing pain. The word light causes pain when people say it around me because it makes me think of light which then hurts my minds' eye. The same thing happens when people say "Guys kissing" but that's just because they programmed the Christian Bible into my terms of service.

Favorite Psychedelic? Come on man, we gotta know. Ever since Christian OD'd and almost died from that brain bug shizz, we been DYIN to know what kinda scrizz you been slizzing. If you can, send me an email. I need it in by friday at 5 or Neocorp will be pissed. A letter works too but it needs to be stamped and the postage paid for, I don't have any money anymore

Hey look, I can write in the middle of the page. I think that's cooler than whatever I would have to say. Anyways, if we were to...well erm....you know....fall in love? Would that make our failed dual suicide (i survive it of course) more meaningful? I mean what if we were both kissing when we shot ourselfs in the back of the head. I messed up even such a simple suicide method, but if I were good at things I would probably not need to kill myself anyways.

Where is that ringing coming from? I can't think of anymore questions

If the call is loud enough to make you unable to ask, then it's loud enough to make me unable to answer

Hey, FUCK you man. Let me the FUCK out of here